Captain Morgan Christmas Christmas Sweater

Captain Morgan Christmas Christmas Sweater

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Captain Morgan Christmas Sweater

Captain Morgan Christmas Sweater

“Mommy, why is Santa wearing a Captain Morgan Christmas sweater?” Jacob asked.
I took a deep breath, and then I started to explain the story of how baby Jesus came down from heaven to visit us on earth. He was so excited because he wanted to meet all the good kids who were still awake during this special night. But as soon as he got here, one of his elves tripped over the power cord for the lights and everything went dark! Santa was worried that no other kids would be able to see him in the dark- that’s when he noticed all these bottles of Captain Morgan sitting right beside me! Alcohol evaporates into vapor almost immediately after it leaves its container- which means millions of tiny particles are floating

“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!” said the Captain in his best pirate voice. All of his friends agreed that he sounded just like Johnny Depp when they finished their round of shots at the local bar.

The Captain’s favorite holiday was coming up quickly-Christmas! It meant snow, hot cocoa, cookies by the fire… it also meant seeing his family for the first time since summer went out with a bang. His son would be so excited to see him in this sweater! The thought made him smile around another shot glass filled with gold liquid courage before downing it again.

“I’m sorry, we’re sold out,” said the clerk.
The Captain Morgan Christmas Sweater was a limited edition item and only had 100 made. It was supposed to be a gift for my dad this year and I wanted him to get it from me instead of some other random person. “Is there any way you can check if there are any more?” I asked while looking at the sweater on the website again and seeing that they were still available. The clerk shook his head in defeat; we stood in silence for what felt like an eternity but must’ve been more like 30 seconds before he finally spoke up hesitantly, “I’ll see if we have any backstock.”

Captain Morgan Christmas Christmas Sweater

Captain Morgan Christmas Sweater

Captain Morgan Christmas Sweater

She was the only one who liked wearing clothes with logos and graphics on them. She didn’t like to blend in with everyone else, or be part of a movement. If she wanted to be seen, she would make it happen all by herself; but for now, at least not until Christmas Eve arrives and her friends start asking where her Christmas sweater is from… And if anyone asks about the Captain Morgan’s logo: “It’s just a little something I found online.”

Captain Morgan Christmas Christmas Sweater, I’m so glad you found me today. It’s been years since I’ve seen another sweater like yours in the store.
I was ready to give up hope on finding something for this holiday season when you caught my eye; it reminded me how much fun this time of year can be!
It also reminds me that there are people out there who still need presents too, not just people like us who already have all we could ever want in life. That is why I gave back 10% of my profits from your sale to help children in shelters by donating them brand new toys and clothes for Christmas morning!

Captain Morgan’s Christmas Sweater is the perfect gift for any holiday party! It also matches with your favorite tee to make a great outfit.

The Captain Morgan Christmas Sweater is the perfect way to celebrate your favorite winter holiday! The sweater features a plump Santa Claus on the front, and an embroidered “Ho Ho Ho” along the bottom hem.

It has 3/4 sleeves that are ribbed at the top with a chunky cabled edge, and it’s made of 100% acrylic knit.

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