Murdoc Gorillaz Hawaiian Shirt
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Murdoc Gorillaz Hawaiian Shirt is a name that was given to me as a baby. My dad always had one on, and I kept the tradition going by wearing it now too. It’s been with me through everything from my first day of preschool, to my high school graduation party where I met my wife. Murdoc Gorillaz Hawaiian Shirt is the only thing that has stayed consistent in my life.
Murdoc Gorilla was browsing the internet one day and found a really cool Hawaiian shirt. He wanted to buy it, but he accidentally clicked on the wrong button and bought something else instead.
“Murdoc, what are you wearing?” 2D said in a confused tone. Murdoc replied defensively, “It’s a Hawaiian shirt!” The other Gorillaz laughed at the sight of him in his bright red and yellow plaid button-down with matching shorts. Murdoc told them to quit laughing because he looked good in it, even though he was scowling. Several hours later they were about to go onstage when Murdoc tried on a new hat that had been left backstage by mistake or otherwise forgotten. He put it on and walked out onto stage with the rest of the band behind him who were all wearing their own unique getups.
Murdoc Gorillaz Hawaiian Shirt
Murdoc was soaking wet, shivering and cold. The rain had showers all day long and his clothes were thoroughly soaked through. He decided to go into the store that he passed by earlier for a new shirt. Murdoc wanted something that would keep him warm but could still be dry even if it got wet again. As soon as he walked in, he saw this amazing shirt which was perfect! It was light purple with green leaves on it, but what really caught his eye were the golden flowers at the bottom of each flower petal design on the back of the neckline . It looked so great, Murdoc just had to have it!
The air was hot and humid. The pavement shimmered with the leftover sweat of passing cars, while Tourists congregated around every corner. Murdoc could feel his shirt sticking to his back, smelling like it’s too much time in his suitcase has led to some excessive wrinkles. He looked down at the map he had printed out before coming here-he didn’t think it would be this crowded.
“I’m looking for a store called ‘Murdoc Gorillaz Hawaiian Shirt’,” said Murdoc into the cell phone that rested against his ear as he walked along Kalakaua Ave., Honolulu, HI 96815.”The little blue one,” said 2D on the other end of line sounding annoyed by Murdoc’s
“Fug it! I’m bloody done with the whole thing!” the Murdoc Gorillaz Hawaiian Shirt said one day. “This is just too much for me.”
He had been trying to deal with his snooty, stuck-up personality that he inherited from his father and being in charge of running a company that manufactures fine clothing. But, when things got tough this time, he wasn’t able to handle it anymore.
One day, I was sitting at my desk working when I received an email. It contained nothing but a picture of Murdoc Gorillaz Hawaiian Shirt with the text “Buy me”.
It seemed like spam to me so I deleted it and went back to work. Later that day, my phone rang. It was unknown caller ID and all they said was “buy the shirt.” Suddenly, there were incessant knocks on my door. When I opened it nobody was there except for a package wrapped in plain white paper with Murdoc Gorillaz Hawaiian Shirt written on it in black marker pen.
The next day, more emails arrived; one each hour over the course of 24 hours until finally there were hundreds of them clogging up my
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